Odin Recipes

These recipes may be a lot of work, but they're worth it!

Imagine the satisfaction you'll feel when you single-handedly transform the most basic ingredients into an intricate meal fit for a king, or perhaps another type of ruler. Maybe the ruler of a small village. Ok, maybe not the ruler of a small village, but someone who lives in, or near, yes let's say near, a small village. These meals are definitely fit for someone who lives near a small village.

Note: don't actually cook single-handedly. Use both hands whenever possible.

The Recipes:

Hard Boiled Eggs Toast Cheerios

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